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By Griffin Wynne Aug. Perhaps the second-best feeling to an actual orgasm is someone making you laugh so hard you think you're going to pee. If you've been seeing someone for a while or are just hitting it off with a new cutie, having a similar sense of humor can make everything better — especially sex. While direct communication is the name of the good sex game, the truth is, it can be flippin' intimidating to state your needs and desires. Being able to incorporate humor when talking about sex can take the pressure off, allowing you and your date to connect and say what's on your mind. Just like anything sexy IRL, sending a sexy text means getting clear on tetxing.

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I can't stop thinking about kissing you. Should I clear my schedule for the rest of hlrney day? Come over so I can use my mouth to relax you.

Dropped my phone in the toilet this morning, can't text! If you don't have anything nice to say, sometimes it's best not to say anything at all. When I gave you myI didn't think you were going to sext me.

Furthermore, there's literally science in favor of sexting as stress relief. How long is this going to take? They acknowledge that your partner is going to need all types of stress relief when they get home, and you're happy to oblige, Texts let will make them squirm in their seat.

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I know you're really tense right now. I just ed up to the local convent. You know, I was expecting a message from my dermatologist, but this is much better. Please come back later.

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I guess I can add this conversation to that list. Why don't we have your people contact my people, and we can do lunch sometime. You know, I've been waiting for you to sext me all day, it's rude to keep someone waiting.

Getting hot and heavy releases all sorts of feel-good chemicals, such as endorphins and oxytocin, "the cuddle hormone. Wow, wow, wow, buy me dinner first. Masturbation is a great, well-known de-stressor.

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Great minds do think alike. I love it when you text dirty to me. Sex might not be able to solve all your problems, but it is a fun and effective stress-reliever, and trading dirty texts might help take your partner's mind off piled-up paperwork or overdue college essays. What font should we use on our wedding invitations? I didn't have "impromptu midday sexting" on my calendar.

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You really should ask before you sext me, I just had my screen shared on a Zoom meeting. Here are 15 sexy texts to send your partner when they're stressed, to help take the edge off.